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i'm caley. doritos are life. i kinda write. also kinda impish.

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howtobeterrell:

I been tryna get this dance all fucking night its so exotic 

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

thechristianna321:

cumber-bitches:

Just found some waffles on the pancake tag

4chan has gone too far

friclge:

the little girl I’m babysitting just locked herself in the pantry

update: she’s eating the dog food

the little girl I’m babysitting just locked herself in the pantry

Anonymous asked: You're my tumblr crush ;)

aw thank you (:

Anonymous asked: You are a cunt

a cunt is a vagina and I’ll say that those things are pretty important so thank you

hahasickburn:

vinesnow:

How normal girls laugh vs. My laugh

AMEN HALLELUJAH

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

zombieollie:

"How did you get so many followers?"

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ohthankheaven:

Sorry, bro. This Slurpee jacuzzi is at max capacity.