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When 6th graders complain about how hard school is

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

makesmyheartsmile:

wearethetay:

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

The world needs to see this.

The laughing is the killer

why she laugh like she got an eye patch and is tryna take over the world

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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sonicomod:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

look at its haircut haha nerd

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

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lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

Anonymous asked: it's literally unbelievable how much I love your blog D:

awwwwwhhhhhhhhhh

mcporno:

hello i’d like to hire an assassin? yes the target is me please murder me

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

scottthepilgrim:

plasticbagvevo:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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germball:

if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanation