Lollify Cornify Sharkify fantesticle

i'm caley. doritos are life. i kinda write. also kinda impish.

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charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

frienclzone:

when a teacher postpones a test

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ernbarassing:

i just need more friends so more people can reblog my selfies

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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kindofsharethat:

waiting for the tumblr video player to load

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lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

drakefanclub:

Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie

precocious:

you shouldn’t wait for new year to make a resolution, because if you want to do something then you should just do it. waiting for new years is just an excuse for procrastinators.